Dear Jimmy,

Shows what you know about anything, which is nothing. Of COURSE we need to raise money for the school fete. Those baby animals and cupcakes cost money! You don’t understand how business stuff works because you don’t have your own company like I do! My company is called Alice Incorporated, and of course, I’m the boss :) That’s why I’m amazing at everything to do with stalls and raising money for good causes and stuff like that! So while you’re busy thinking about yourself, I’m going to get started raising money for the fete :)

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Yours troolie,

Alice Toolie

P.S. This is exactly the distraction I need to keep my mind off my poor Ghosty!