Of course I know you can’t use human shampoo on dogs! You could actually get reported to Animal Cruelty for doing something like that and you’ll probably end up in jail. Did you know that in the olden days (which you love SOOO much), a lot of convicts were sent to Australia as punishment for using human shampoo on dogs?
You’re right about dog shampoo being expensive. That could be a problem actually, since I spent the last of my pocket money on these amazingly cute animal trading cards including the VERY rare Baby Disco Sloth.
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie
