Some books to read while eating your feelings:
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
You’ll Never Eat Lunch in This Town Again by Julia Phillips
Helter Skelter by Vincent Bugliosi
People magazine
Don’t Make Me Stop This Car: Adventures in Fatherhood by Al Roker
Flowers in the Attic by V. C. Andrews
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
Things I Overheard While Talking to Myself by Alan Alda
Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret by Judy Blume
User’s Manual Guide to Troubleshooting iMac and iPhone
Don’t Let Your Kids Kill You: A Guide for Parents of Drug and Alcohol Addicted Children by Charles Rubin
Alcoholics Anonymous Big Book by AA Services
Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (good for unattractive teens and stay-at-home moms)
Classified ads
Getting the Love You Want by Harville Hendrix
Class with the Countess by Luann de Lesseps
Racing forms
Talking with Serial Killers: The Most Evil People in the World Tell Their Own Stories by Christopher Berry-Dee
Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
Secrets of the Baby Whisperer by Tracy Hogg and Melinda Blau
Justin: The Unauthorized Biography by Sean Smith
Sex for Dummies by Dr. Ruth K. Westheimer
Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney