HAMBURGER CASSEROLE FOR WHEN NOBODY LOVES YOU AND NEVER WILL

You will need:

 

½ lb. ground beef
2 cans condensed
tomato soup
½ box egg noodles
DVD of Kramer vs. Kramer
or Terms of Endearment
1 onion, chopped
American cheese slices,
orange variety
Salt and pepper

 

Go to the video store and rent something sad. Terms of Endearment is a good one or Kramer vs. Kramer.

 

Once home, preheat oven to 400°F. Brown beef in a pan. Add onions and sauté until beef is cooked and onions translucent. Boil noodles (duh). After you drain noodles, change into your fanciest outfit, since you are unlikely ever to get an opportunity to wear it in public.

 

In a large bowl, combine condensed soup and beef-and-onion mix. Add noodles and season with salt and pepper. Pour into a baking dish and top with cheese singles. Bake until cheese is melted and bubbly. Eat. Cry. Eat more while watching Kramer vs. Kramer. Cry some more. Eat the rest. Repeat for next fifty to seventy years, depending on age and life expectancy.