SHOTGUNS AND RATTLESNAKES

They had crossed over the racing track and were following a dusty metal road that led away from it when Fizzer heard the pick-up truck.

At first he thought that help was at hand, but then realised the noise was coming from behind them.

‘Get off the road!’ Fizzer said urgently, his intuition buzzing. Tupai, who had heard nothing, obeyed without question.

A row of small bushy shrubs ran the length of the road and they dived into it, disregarding a few scratches and cuts, just a half-second before a large khaki-coloured pick-up truck slid around the end of the road and spurted down past them, gravel flying from under its wheels.

An arm hung out of the driver’s window, but the driver was looking the other way so they couldn’t see his face.

The two men standing in the back of the pick-up were unmistakeable though, hanging on to the bucking frame with one hand and pointing shotguns in the air with the other. It was the ugly twins, and they looked uglier than ever.

Fizzer and Tupai crawled on their hands and knees behind the shrubs. It was one thing to be brave when faced with a pitchfork, but quite another kind of bravery to face up to a shotgun. The kind of bravery they award medals for, posthumously.

The shrubs, which made a kind of hedge, offered quite good concealment, so they followed them until the road turned a corner and the shrubs abruptly stopped.

There was no other cover, apart from the occasional tree, anywhere nearby.

‘What do we do?’ Tupai whispered from behind Fizzer.

‘Wait,’ Fizzer said.

‘What for?’

‘Night.’

They sat for a while, and Tupai even lay down for a time in the relative safety of the small hedge.

‘Get some sleep,’ Fizzer said. ‘It’ll be a long night.’

‘How about you?’

‘I’ll be all right. You get some kip, I’ll keep an eye out for Curtis and the Brothers Grimm.’

And Tupai did sleep.

In the bowels of the three factories, in Ireland, Africa and Puerto Rico, ingredients were sliding down massive stainless steel chutes into huge mixing and boiling vats by the time Tupai and Fizzer finally ventured out on to the metal road.

A car started nearby, and Fizzer froze, one hand back in warning, but the car drifted off somewhere in the distance.

They started to walk, navigating by starlight, conscious of the sound of their breathing and the crunch of their footsteps on the unsealed road. They travelled about a kilometre, without speaking, before Fizzer said, ‘Sorry I dragged you into this, Tupai.’

Tupai placed a hand on his friend’s shoulder in the dark. ‘Wouldn’t have missed it for the world, mate.’

A few more paces, then bright lights appeared in the distance burning fiery holes in the dark fabric of the countryside, and they heard the far-off sound of an engine.

‘Down,’ hissed Fizzer.

They scuttled off the road, dropping into a drainage ditch, mostly dry fortunately, which ran the length of the road.

The lights intensified until they could see two headlights, with a row of spotlights mounted on a rack above.

They buried their faces in the mud and weeds as the lights swept over their heads, but the vehicle did not slow. Fizzer looked up as it flashed past and saw a pick-up truck, although he could not tell from the back, in the dark, what colour it was, or who was driving it. They waited until it was a few hundred metres away before they crawled back out of the ditch and resumed their trek.

‘Do you think it was them?’ Tupai asked.

Fizzer shrugged. ‘Better safe than sorry.’

After a moment Tupai asked, ‘How do you know we’re heading the right way?’

The answer came back with a grin Tupai could hear but not see in the darkness. ‘We’re heading away from the ranch. That’s the right way.’

The truck, or a similar one, patrolled the road three or four times that night. A smaller vehicle, a car of some kind, passed them twice, and a loud Harley Davidson motorcycle breezed past once, the throaty roar of its engine unmistakeable from a long way off. Each time they took refuge in the ditch, and continued onwards as soon as the vehicle had passed.

One thing they realised, as the night progressed, was the sheer scale of everything in America. As light began to rise again over a range of hills to the east, the roads they had been following seemed no closer to ending than when the two had set out.

A tall row of poplars followed the road now, a windbreak for some barns and other smaller buildings now appearing out of the darkness with the coming of the dawn.

‘We’d better get off the road again,’ Fizzer said, eyeing the buildings with suspicion. They didn’t seem populated, or even dwellings, but if they were work buildings then they could attract visitors during the day.

‘Have we passed a McDonalds yet?’ Tupai asked as they slipped through the poplars. ‘Isn’t there supposed to be one around every corner in America?’

Fizzer nodded. ‘I’d even settle for a Burger King.’

‘Double whopper with cheese.’

‘Large fries and onion rings.’

‘Nope, lay off the onion. You’ve been eating canned beans for a week, the resulting explosion could be catastrophic.’

‘True.’

‘But a chocolate shake for dessert.’

‘Strawberry and banana mixed.’

‘Chocolate.’

‘Strawberry-banana.’

The other side of the trees was scrubland, green-brown grass and clumps of thorny weeds. A few metres away, a thicket of wild cane stretched along another fence. Behind it was a freshly ploughed field, where a massive metal plough and the tractor that pulled it rested in the half-light of the early morning.

They slept after a while from sheer exhaustion. The poplars provided shade, for the morning at least. They never made it to the afternoon, their peaceful slumber was brutally stolen by the sound of trotting hooves. The sound came, not from the road side of the poplars, but from the scrubland side where they were lying.

‘Follow me,’ Fizzer whispered, shaking Tupai awake, and they sprinted across the uneven ground to the cane thicket, pushing aside the stalks and making a path as deep inside as they could.

Fizzer, who was in front, looked behind to see Tupai quietly, but systematically, straightening and steadying the cane stalks behind them to conceal their passage.

The hooves sounded closer, and something slithered across the ground past Tupai’s feet.

‘Do they have rattlesnakes in Georgia?’ he whispered.

‘I don’t know,’ came the unhelpful response.

The hooves stopped at the cane thicket and a stick, or maybe a shotgun, began to beat the first few clumps. Whoever it was didn’t venture into the thicket though, and the sound of the hooves started again and gradually faded.

‘Why didn’t they check it out properly?’ Fizzer wondered.

‘Perhaps they know about the rattlesnakes,’ Tupai said with concentrated coolness, as there was another slithering sound near his ankles. ‘Watch where you step on the way out.’

‘You don’t want to stay in here? In case they come back.’

‘In a word, no.’

They both trod very carefully on their way out of the thicket, and the slithering sounds kept a safe distance from them, or at least they didn’t get bitten.

‘I suppose we should make a start,’ Fizzer said, looking both ways down the narrow lane. ‘No point in waiting around here for him to come back.’

Tupai shook his head. ‘Nah. I’m sick of this sneaking around. And we don’t know how far we have to go. We could be walking for weeks.’

‘So your suggestion is?’

‘We go for a tractor ride.’

Fizzer swung around and looked at the tractor sitting idle in the middle of the field.

‘What’s it doing there, do you think?’

‘I’d say whoever is supposed to be driving that thing is too busy looking for us.’

‘So we just hop on, start her up and make a run for it?’

Tupai nodded.

‘Simple as that?’

‘Simple as that.’

Of course it wasn’t.