Near to You

America’s the land of milk and honey

Australia’s healthy and continually sunny

The living in Sweden is clean and sleek

The food in France is gastronomique

Japan’s got geishas and the fastest train

China’s got oodles of chicken chow mein

If you want noodles you can’t beat Hong Kong’s

Brazilians samba on beaches in thongs

Africa looks to a future exciting

Spain’s got sherry, el sol and bullfighting

Eskimos are tough and used to roughing

Turkey is full of chestnut stuffing

The Belgians invented the Brussels sprout

Germans lieben lederhosen und sauerkraut

Greece abounds in classical ruins

Russia’s violinists play the loveliest tuins

In Bermuda it’s swaying palm trees and foam

In Switzerland it’s gnome sweet gnome

Italian girls make a di fantastic lovers

Danes are mustard under the covers

From old Hawaii to New Nepal

Foreigners seem to have it all

So if everything abroad is as good as they say

Why do we Britons in Britain stay?

The answer is (and I’m sure it’s true)

That all of us want to be near to you