Noah’s Arc

In my fallout shelter I have enough food

For at least three months. Some books,

Scrabble, and games for the children.

Calor gas and candles. Comfortable beds

And a chemical toilet. Under lock and key

The tools necessary for a life after death.

I have carried out my instructions to the letter.

Most evenings I’m down here. Checking the stores,

Our suits, breathing apparatus. Cleaning

And polishing. My wife, bless her,

Thinks I’m obsessive – like other men

About cars or football. But deep down

She understands. I have no hobbies.

My sole interest is survival.

Every few weeks we have what I call D.D.,

Or Disaster Drill. At the sound of the alarm

We each go about our separate duties:

Disconnecting services, switching off the mains,

Filling the casks with fresh water, etc.

Mine is to oversee everything before finally

Shooting the dog. (This I mime in private.)

At first, the young ones enjoyed the days

And nights spent below. It was an adventure.

But now they’re at a difficult age

And regard extinction as the boring concern

Of grown-ups. Like divorce and accountancy.

But I am firm. Daddy knows best

And one fine day they’ll grow to thank me.

Beneath my bunk I keep an Armalite rifle

Loaded and ready to use one fine day

When panicking neighbours and so-called friends

Try to clamber aboard. The ones who scoff,

Who ignore the signs. I have my orders,

There will be no stowaways. No gatecrashers

At my party. A party starting soon.

And the sooner the better. Like a grounded

Astronaut I grow daily more impatient.

Am on tenterhooks. Each night

I ask the Lord to get on with it.

I fear sometimes He has forsaken us,

We His favourite children. Meek, drilled,

And ready to inherit an earth, newly-cleansed.

I scan the headlines, watch the screen.

A doctor thrilling at each fresh tumour:

The latest invasion, a breakdown of talks.

I pray for malignancy. The self-induced

Sickness for which there is only one cure:

Radium treatment. The final absolution.

That part of full circle we have yet to come.