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Get out of bed early and frequently. |
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Remember, punctuality is the investor’s best friend. | |
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Resist the temptation to dress too gaudily. |
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Keep your figures neat and your columns orderly. |
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Avoid fatty foods. |
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Whatever you do… Whichever way we… I mean. |
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Your face. I think of your face. Your body. |
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Enfranchise non-voting ‘A’ shares through a rights issue. |
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Pain. The tears. But the laughter. We must never forget the laughter. |
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Not too late. Don’t leave me. Please don’t leave… |
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