Birmingham

Auschwitz with H and C

Seven a.m. and vacuum cleaners

at full throttle. Brum Brum Brum.

Grey curtains against a grey sky

Wall to wall linoleum and the

ashtray nailed to the mantelpiece.

Sacrificing breakfast for semidreams

I remember the days we stayed

at the Albany. Five Ten a night.

I was somebody then (the one on the right

with glasses singing Lily the Pink).

The Dolce Vita.

At 10 o’clock the Kommandant

(a thin spinster, prim as shrapnel)

balls me out of bed. ‘Get up

or I’ll fetch the police. Got guests

arriving at midday. Businessmen.

This rooms to be cleaned and ready.’

i Kleenextissues to be uncrumpled and ironed

ii Dust reassembled

iii Fresh nail in the ashtray

iv Harpic down the plughole

v Beds to be seen and not aired.

In the lounge my fellow refugees

are cowering together for warmth.

No gas fires allowed before 6.30

in the evening. Verboten.

We draw straws. The loser

rings the service bell. ‘Tea! Tea!!

I’ve got more to do than run round

making tea at all hours of the day.

Tea!!!’ She goosesteps down the hall.

A strange quirk of feet.

When the bill comes there is

included a 12½% service charge.

We tell her to stick it

up her brum. La dolce vita.