Green Piece

Show me a salad

and I’ll show you a sneeze

Anything green

makes me weak at the knees

On St Patrick’s day

I stay home and wheeze

I have hay fever all the year round.

Broken-down lawnmowers

Bring me out in a sweat

A still-life of flowers,

in oils, and I get

All the sodden signs

of a sinus upset

I have hay fever all the year round.

A chorus of birdsong

makes my flesh creep

I dream of a picnic

and scratch in my sleep

Counting pollen

instead of sheep

I have hay fever all the year round.

Summertime’s great

(except for the sun)

Holly and mistletoe

make my nose run

Autumn leaves and I swoon

it’s no fun

Having hay fever all the year round.