Five-car Family

We’re a five-car family

We got what it takes

Eight thousand cc

Three different makes

One each for the kids

I run two

One for the missus

When there’s shopping to do

Cars are Japanese of course

Subaru and Mazda

And the Nissan that the missus takes

Nippin down to Asda

We’re a load of noisy parkers

We never do it neat

Drive the neighbours crazy

When we take up half the street

Unleaded petrol?

That’s gotta be a joke

Stepping on the gas we like

The smoke to make you choke

Carbon monoxide

Take a deep breath

Benzine dioxide

Automanic death

‘Cos it’s all about noise

And it’s all about speed

And it’s all about power

And it’s all about greed

And it’s all about fantasy

And it’s all about dash

And it’s all about machismo

And it’s all about cash

And it’s all about blood

And it’s all about gore

And it’s all about oil

And it’s all about war

And it’s all about money

And it’s all about spend

And it’s all about time

That it came to an end.