‘Along Leadladen Street
Into Snarl-up Close
Through Crosspatch
Into Coronary Circus
Past Foulmouth Gardens
Into Fetid Lane
Along Profligate
To the station at Charnel House
Up Dirtneedle Street
Into Destitute Square
Down Pacemaker Passage
(Nearly there)
A quick one in the “Half Lung”
(Leave your gasmask at the door)
Which concludes, ladies and gents,
The City of London Tour.’