Dialectically Opposed

In Bristol, to escape the drizzle

One November afternoon, I ventured

Into a large book shop, George’s,

Opposite the university where I was

To read that same evening.

It was my custom in those days

To sniff out my slim volumes

And give them due prominence.

Covers outfacing, three or four titles

Would see off most of the opposition.

But on this occasion, try as I might

(and I might have tried harder),

I could find no poetry whatsoever.

Then I spotted the Information Desk

Behind which was a girl with large bristols.

(I mention this, not to be sexist

But to remind you of that fair city.)

‘Excuse me,’ I said. ‘Do you have

a Poetry Section?’ Rose-Marie replied:

‘I think you’ll find it under Livestock.’

I stood, quandried to the spot.

‘Livestock? Poetry? Books of Verse?’

The penny dropped. I watched its descent

Into the perfumed gorge of Avon.

‘Poeltry,’ she laughed. ‘I thought you said Poultry!’