Awful Acrobats

Poets make awful acrobats.

Good at barely moving

Idle musing has impaired

Their sense of balance.

Once the horizon tilts

Everything begins to slide:

Cups and saucers, trees,

Buildings, spirit-levels.

Out of touch with the ground

They are out of touch with themselves.

Struggling to make sense of air

They become entangled with it.

The roll of drums:

A few floppy cartwheels

A crumpled somersault

Then up on to the high wire…

After the first falter, the fall.

It is faultless. The safety-net

Holds out its arms. The poet

misses.

(Gravity hangs its head in shame.)

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Poets have a way with language

A certain jauntiness with hats

They can make a decent curry

And are very fond of cats

Though some are closet fascists

In the main they’re democrats

But all things being considered

Poets make awful acrobats.