It’s Only a P…

Feeling a trifle smug after breaking off an untidy,

Drawn-out affair with somebody I no longer fancied

I was strolling through Kensington Gardens

When who should I bump into but Gavin.

Gavin, I should point out, is the husband.

‘I’m worried about Lucy,’ he said, straight out.

‘I don’t blame you,’ I thought, but said nothing.

‘Suspect she’s having an affair. Any ideas?’

‘Divorce,’ I suggested. ‘You might even get custody.’

‘No, I mean Lucy,’ he persisted. ‘Who with?’

We walked on in silence, until casually, I asked:

‘An affair, you say, what makes you so convinced?’

He stopped and produced from an inside pocket

A sheet of paper which I recognized at once.

It was this poem. Handwritten, an early draft.

Then I saw the gun. ‘For God’s sake, Gavin,

It’s only a p…