I felt dirty having to write this poem
But an obscene amount of cash was on offer
And had I refused you can be sure
That another poet would have rushed in.
As the reader of course, you are under
No obligation to get involved. Feel free to go.
(Cue music)
A woman with no clothes on is lying on a bed.
A man with no clothes on enters the bedroom.
They do sex. (Cue FX sighs, groans, etc.)
There. That’s the porno done and dusted
And to be honest, I’m glad that it’s over.
However, as you chose to read on
Perhaps you now regret having taken part
In the whole sordid affair. Especially
As you were the only one not getting paid.