Here is a poem for the two of us to play.
Choose any part from the following:
The hero
The heroine
The bed
The bedroom
The newly pressed suit
(I will play the VILLAIN)
The poem begins this evening at a poetry-reading
Where the hero and the heroine
Are sitting and thinking of making love.
During the interval, unseen
they slip out and hurry home.
Once inside they waste no time.
The hero quickly undresses the heroine,
carries her naked into the bedroom
and places her gently upon the bed
like a newly pressed suit.
Just then I step into the poem.
With a sharp left hook
I render unconscious the hero
And with a cruel laugh
Leap upon the heroine
(The cavortings continue for several stanzas)
Thank you for playing.
When you go out tonight
I hope you have better luck in your poem
Than you had in mine.