The Unknown Worrier

Don’t worry, I’ll do it for you

I’m a therapist manqué

Let me be your worry beads

I’ll tell your cares away

Should I chance to sit beside you

In a café or a park

And a cloud is hanging over

Groaning, heavy and dark

You can bet that when it’s time to go

You’ll have nothing on your mind

While I sit in the shadow

Of the cloud you left behind

Don’t worry, I’ll do it for you

Relax, I’ll take the strain

Anxiety is my forte

I’ve got worry on the brain