Science, where are you?

I started smoking young. The Big C

didn’t scare me. By the time

I was old enough to get it,

Science would have found the cure.

‘Ad astra per angina’ was the

family motto, and thrombosis

an heirloom I didn’t care to inherit.

But I didn’t worry. By the time

I was old enough to face it

St Science would surely have

slain that particular dragon.

Suddenly I’m old enough…

Science, where are you Science?

What have you been doing

all these years? Were you playing

out when you should have been

doing your homework? Daydreaming

in class when you should

have been paying attention?

Have you been wasting your time

and worse still, wasting mine?

When you left school did you

write scripts for ‘Tomorrow’s World’

before being seduced by a starlet

from a soap ad? Lured by the

bright lights of commercialism

did you invent screwtop bottles,

self-adhesive wallpaper, nonstick

pans, chocolate that melts

in the mouth not the hands?

Kingsize fags, tea-leaves in bags

beers, bras, voracious cars,

beans, jeans, washing-machines.

You name it, we buy it.

The Arts I expected nothing from.

Good company when they’re sober

but totally unreliable. But

Science, I expected more from you.

A bit dull perhaps, but steady.

Plodding, but getting there in the end.

Now the end limps into view

and where are you? Cultivating

cosmic pastures new? Biting off

more Space than you can chew?

Science you’re needed here, come down

and stay. I’ve got this funny pain

and it won’t go awa

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