Thank U Very Much

Taking a break from recording at Olympic Studios

the Gallaghers, large as life, were outside my local

that August evening, when, pen and notebook in hand

I strolled past as inconspicuously as possible.

But in vain. It was Noel who recognized me

and well-nigh dragged me over to their table.

Liam bought the round: red wine for his brother,

large whiskey for himself, and a lager top for me.

‘Tell us about John Lennon.’ ‘Tell us about the Sixties.’

‘Tell us about…’ A double-act that was difficult

to penetrate. ‘Relax, lads,’ I said, ‘well understand

your excitement, but one at a time, please.’

‘Tell us about Scaffold.’ ‘Tell us about Brian Epstein.’

‘Calm down, calm down,’ I said with Aintree irony.

‘If you’re really interested, why not hit my web-site?’

Liam removed his shades. ‘Gob-shite.’