Every Lover is a Soldier
(Militat Omnis Amans)

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We had left the city fortress at dawn,

crossing the small bridge over the River Fleet,

startling sleepy young sentries,

trembling hand-across-chest salutes,

our rattling open carriage which you drove,

whipping the rears of four furious stallions,

as you tore ferociously down the Strand,

profile fierce as Pluto, hungry for speed,

addicted to the pulse of battle.

Farmland spread up in hills to the right,

a ghostly, mist-filled Thames to the left,

three hundred armed guards galloping

on horseback, flashing red capes

up ahead, and behind; wagons with our provisions –

without the paraphernalia of state, this time,

the Great Danes and stuffed togas.

I thank you for that.

We climbed the winding path of Haymarket,

arms of trees forming an arbour, emerged

out of the cloud of mist into daylight.

I held on to my seat, as we raced

over the wild sloping grassland of Mayfair,

cut across the wheatfields of Hyde Park,

passed a sleeping hamlet of mud huts

by the Serpentine, followed the lumpen banks

of the River Westbourne, as our cavalcade

edged slowly into the humid jungle

at Bayswater, soldiers up ahead

cutting a path with axes. We entered afternoon,

sunlight began to filter through the trees.

I relaxed in my seat, surprised

by the noisy conversations of insects

and birds tree-hopping, frightened

small hoofs escaping into the undergrowth.

A large black spider,

suspended from a branch by a fragile thread,

almost brushed my face.

I inhaled the dew-soaked earth, damp bark,

wet fronds, a single

blade, wearing an opalescent earring,

at its tip. I offered

my naked, wind-beaten cheeks to the sun –

the humid breath of summer.

We crawled along a tributary, arrived at Notting Hill,

discovered an overgrown clearing

where the jungle swept down at Portobello,

quickly disentangled by our army of sickles.

A large Bedouin tent was erected,

a camp for the soldiers in the woods

who had been stationed at every stage

of our journey, you said, and beyond

to Kensington High and way out to Fulham.

Yay! Such is the burden of omnipotens,

my dear. I went exploring, wolves, bears,

savages were unwelcome visitors

in my mind. I flung them out,

I knew I was safe, here with you,

and three hundred soldiers.

I snapped the stems of forget-me-nots

from the base of a tree, found a raspberry bush,

picked a handful for you,

fed them on to your tongue, one by one.

We sat listlessly under an awning, ordered

flagons of beer, rustic-stylee,

a gong for room service, the air was heavy,

a wild hog roasted slowly on a spit,

basted with garlic and lovage oil,

mingling with the heady aroma of wood smoke.

I deepened my breaths,

you ripped its succulent hide apart

with your hands and proffered

with chunks of bread dipped in garum.

We tore at our feast, starving,

until we could not move,

you lay your lethargic head on my lap,

let the strain drain away.

‘Why did you pick me?’ I asked,

for I was in the mood for compliments.

‘You were like desert girl in Londinium.

So beautiful. I will never see desert again.’

‘Don’t say that. Of course you will.’

‘You cannot argue with science of stars.

Why did you like me?’

What, apart from the obvious, I thought.

Men with power et cetera.

Surely you can’t be that naive, our Sev?

But in truth there was more to it.

‘I knew you would make my world larger.

It was so small, inside and out,

I would discover more of myself through you.

Will you tell me about the Sahara?’

‘We call it Bahr-bela-ma, sea without water.

Desert must be respected, it is ruthless.

Yes, worse than emperor, if it is possible.

Early Romans were afraid of desert,

it stopped empire going further south.

Like sky it can be all colours, reds, golds,

purples, black, silver, remarkable, like sky,

and like sky, you can see for ever.

It is colder at night than in Scotland. Yes!

In daytime is sun outside? No, sun is inside you,

and if you have no water, it erupts as blisters,

absorbs all your fluid, until you shrivel up and die.

Sometimes you are in middle of massif,

other times shifting dunes are everywhere,

for desert is always changing, it is rock

which billennia have crushed

into tiny particles of sand.

Sometimes you see salt caravans

of more than 30,000 camels,

stretching for miles.

Salt is sold ounce for ounce for gold.

It is like mirage, when you see something

that is not there. So wonderful.

Sometimes you will find oasis: palm trees,

pools, cash-and-carry shop,

but most of it is barren, a waste land,

then nomads wash in sand, not water.

You cannot imagine how beautiful it is, Zuleika.

Britannia is like pigs’ ca ca in comparison.’

He waved a dismissive arm at the jungle,

took his goblet and clinked mine.

‘Cheers! To Sahara!’

Then the blue sky quickly filled with thunderheads,

broke over us, lightning shot

out of the forefinger of Jupiter.

And then it rained, it rained et pluviam,

et pluviam et plurimam pluviam.

We ran inside the tent, you lay sprawled

on luxurious burgundy eastern rugs,

as a battalion of iron balls

descended through the leafy canopy

of old oak trees, battered the canvas roof

of our tent. A raven cawed

far off in the distance, a grunting

family of pigs scuttled past, charged

into the bushes,

our vista became splattering mud,

the phalanx of trees on the opposite bank

disappeared,

a hot bronze curtain met the river as vapour,

my fingers

penetrated your bushy hair,

pulled it up in tufts, squeezed the tension

out of your head,

to your quiet, grateful groans.

I untied the Gordian knots in your shoulders

with juniper oil,

pummelled your back

with my fists,

knuckle each vertebrae down to your coccyx,

knead your hard buttocks,

rub oil into your legs, bathe

your tired feet, squeeze

them until your tingles

shoot up my arm, I chew each toe

in turn until it is softened, bite

into your soles like a joint of pork,

you cannot help but giggle,

sir, I turn you over,

with my palms, rotate your temples, trace

the curves on your face, touching

yet not, three fingers inside your mouth, let you

suckle, baby,

from belly to breast, I massage

your chest

in concentric circles, pinch

your nipples, nibble gently, set my belly-dancer

tongue on to them, take your hands,

my love,

tie them above your head, with your belt,

I sit astride my steed,

take the reins, my flexible muscles

holding you in,

flexing like strong fists,

tighten and release,

teasing you, taming you, your eyes are shut,

you have died

and gone to Olympus, smiling,

I slap it off,

so hard my hand hurts,

your eyes shoot open like a dead man

dying,

I slap you again,

you feign amusement,

your eyes suggest so this is slap and tickle?

I take your riding crop, fold it,

lash your chest.

‘Take that!’ I hiss. ‘How dare you humour me.

Who’s the boss now?’

I ride you so hard I am becoming sore.

Forget

those stinking back-stabbers

in the senate in Rome, Severus,

those shit-stirrers, perfidious smilers,

has-beens, cunning

poisoners, ruthless young guns, arse-

lickers, mendacious gits,

wannabes – and your wife,

who won’t play make-believe.

I know,

Who?

Who?

Who?

Who?

I demand with each merciless thrust.

‘You silly girl,’ you snicker, ‘untie me now.’

I slap you again, but throw aside the whip,

for I have not the will, in truth,

to see you bleed.

‘Outside!’ I order, watch you struggle

to crawl

on your tied hands and knees, laughing

hysterically like a naughty child.

Is this so funny? I kick you hard in the ribs,

you collapse on your back,

when did anyone ever dare, my imperator?

I mount,

we are in mud, mud and more mud,

et caenum et caenum et plus caeni,

you are sprawled in it,

my legs have sunk

into it, my flattened hands

are imprinted on it,

rain pours down my back, over my head,

my nose, into my mouth, yours,

I gulp it in,

grab handfuls of mud, plaster your cheeks,

your chest,

in sludge,

you are helpless,

this is pure oestrus, sir,

we are mating

beasts,

with no history, no future

but my bloodline to continue.

I begin

riding my boy home.

‘Who’s the boss?’

He responds to my thrusts with such force

I almost fall off

him, he surges, he must surrender

before I break,

this friction will make me scream,

prematurely,

I stop, wait, letting his hardness

beg from inside, I act cold,

taunting.

‘Don’t stop now,’ he panics.

‘Who’s the boss,’ I repeat, folding my arms,

smirking.

‘Please, Zuleika,’

‘Say the magic words.’

‘You are!’

‘I am what?’

‘You are –

my imperatrix, my canny dominatrix,

mistress of all you survey,’

he spews out,

a tad too arrogantly.

‘Mmnn,’ I reply,

‘try saying it with more sincerity,

more humility, methinks.’

I move to get off him.

‘No! You are boss,’ he says urgently.

‘Don’t leave me now, come home

with me,

maman, take me home,’

he moans,

‘take me home, maman,

I want to go home, home, home,’

please, Zuleika,

take me …’

I unbelt his hands,

his body spasms, he claws

my breasts with muddy fingers,

cries out, choking on a mouthful of rain,

he spumes

into me and we are all pulpa,

the swollen river

has become a torrent,

I hear it rushing past us,

later we bathe in it, I dip

your head

gently, rinse the mud from your curls,

rain showers us,

you clean my breasts

with wet hands,

make them shine again,

your weight holds out

against the current,

you hold me

so tight I do not fall,

we walk

back to the tent, me

leading you,

we dry each other off, gently,

with soft towels,

lie down together,

wrapped into ourselves,

our carriage is made of pure gold,

we sit on top of purple cushions,

this is our triumphal procession

into Rome.

Vivat Imperator Severus!

Vivat Imperator Severus!

Thousands are cheering

on the streets,

from windows, from the roofs of buildings,

hundreds of silver trumpets

are heralding your return,

after so long,

you have taken Scotland,

all the buildings and statues

are adorned,

with flowers and ribbons

wrapped around columns,

sandalwood burns in braziers,

the army is behind you,

dancers are ahead of you.

Bellissima! Bellissima!

they call out to your new bride.

We enter the Imperial Palace

on the Palatine Hill,

where we sleep

the sleep of newborns,

you hold me so tightly

I cannot move,

I am your life,

we will re-create each other,

we will call her

Claudia,

she will call you

Daddums.

I cannot hold out,

my body is erupting

like a volcano,

the sun inside me, lightning

striking me,

I am on fire,

I am riding a wave,

I grab the mud either side

to steady myself, but

it is slipping

through my fingers, I will

explode

into a billion fragments of sand,

into the rain, I throw

back my head

and howl.