Praise for Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Elven Princess
Eaglethorpe Buxton is a fool and a hack. You couldn’t find a writer with less wit and style.
- Dextius Winterborn, Story-teller’s Guild
Without a doubt, the biggest liar that ever walked the world.
-Sir Roderick Brairn, Adventurer
That boy will never amount to anything! You mark my words, he was born to hang!
-Margram Buxton, Father
Who? I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of him. Yes. No, I haven’t.
-Queen Elleena of Aerithraine
Praise for Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Sorceress
Haven’t read it. Won’t read it. End of Story. And I don’t think anyone else should read it.
- Dextius Winterborn, Story-teller’s Guild
You can’t believe a darn word that boy says! He was born to hang, I tell ya!
- Margram Buxton, Father
What is it exactly? Is it some kind of story book? No. No, I don’t want any.
-Queen Elleena of Aerithraine
He’s dead!
Myolaena Maetar, Sorceress
Praise for Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Queen of Aerithraine
I don’t know where he came up with this story. There hasn’t been a zombie sighting in the city for weeks.
-Sir Roderick Brairn, Adventurer
Eaglethorpe is the nicest guy in the world. Stupid, but nice.
-Tuki Buxton, cousin.
Eaglethorpe Buxton is wanted on 62 counts of arson, 2 counts of indecent exposure, and 1 count of treason. He is a noted con-man who can’t be trusted.
- Sir Lance Power, City Guard
Is that the fellow with monkey? No? Then I don’t know who he is.
-Queen Elleena of Aerithraine
Praise for Eaglthorpe Buxton and the Amazons
Eaglethorpe is a wonderful story teller and a good and forthright friend, wait... he said what?
- Percival Thorndyke, Onion Farmer
I like that story—the one with the Amazons and such. I don’t believe it but I like it.
- Sally Windylow AKA Rupert Windylow
T’would be better I had no son at all.
-Margram Buxton, Father
Lord Dewberry! What is the meaning of this! I shall have your head!
- Queen Elleena of Aerithraine.
Praise for Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Day of the Night of the Werewolf
It’s confusing, stupid, and doesn’t make any sense. He uses the same phrases over and over again.
- Dextius Winterborn, Story-teller’s Guild
This story is filled with clever wordplay and is thoroughly enjoyable. It will keep you guessing and you will weep when it is over.
- Eaglethorn Beltbuckle, Innocent Bystander
It’s honestly the finest story in the world. It makes Shakespeare’s best look like a steaming pile of dog poop.
- Eagleskin Turnbuckle, Totally Unrelated
I wouldn’t say this to his face, but I love him. I love him with a burning fire deep in my heart and spreading to my loins.
-Ellwood Cyrene, Manly Adventurer