Back in the days before Paul had fallen hopelessly in love with Imani, he would find himself seized by shameful urges in his dates’ apartments. His dates would urge him to sit down next to her on her messy bed, the college dorms so cramped they were practically spooning; Paul laced his fingers together to avoid temptation.
His dates always smiled when they noticed his discomfort. “Whatcha thinking?” they’d ask.
“Can I…”
“Yes?” They’d tilt their chins, all but begging to be kissed.
“Can I rearrange your bookshelves? They’re out of alphabetical order.”
The dates ended shortly after that.
But even on the occasions he’d suppressed his organizational desires for carnal ones, he’d glimpse those books over his date’s shoulder while they kissed – and those jumbled shelves would offend him.
It’s not that Paul didn’t want to kiss beautiful girls… but any disorder felt wrong. He couldn’t work until his files had been catalogued. He was drawn to forms because of how easy it was to bring order to blank space – write the address in that field, check that box, until everything that needed to be filled in was filled in. Allowing books to sit in random disarray when the A-Z system was at hand struck him as being…
Well, a disorganized shelf struck him like a wound that needed mending.
(Whereas Imani had countered that if one was to rearrange books, why not use the Dewey Decimal System instead? By the time they’d debated the overkill of utilizing such a large classification system for such a small sample size, Paul was rapturously in love.)
So when Paul saw the buzzsects chewing up the sky as they arced towards him, he barely noticed the buzzsects.
The chaotic physics they left in their wake maddened him.
The buzzsects ate the speed of light. Paul had no technical education in physics, but he’d spent his life living in a universe where the fastest that something could go was 186,000 miles per second. He felt that top speed instinctively, every molecule in his body functioning thanks to natural laws that cascaded inexorably down from that single axiom. Standing beneath this canopy of mangled constants, where the buzzsects had snipped speed from the universe, he felt the offense of theft.
A few inches away/a thousand miles away, a buzzsect gulped down the concept of linear space and landed on his left arm.
“No,” he repeated, mesmerized by how much there was to do. “I’m sorry, but no.”
He flicked the buzzsect away absently. “You are not aerodynamic.”
The buzzsect’s wings beat against the air, reminded of the impossibility of its flight – and the universe flowed through Paul’s certainty, reinforcing the necessity of air resistance, of the Bernoulli principle, of Newton’s laws of action and reaction.
“None of you can fly,” Paul snapped, and they dropped from the air in a hailstorm of nightmares.
The act satisfied. It was proper. There was an order to things, and Paul was reasserting that order. Gravity attracted other objects according to its mass. Atoms intertwined with each other according to established principles. Those principles gave birth to astrophysics, chemistry, biology, self-awareness…
This was not ’mancy; he wasn’t altering physics, but reestablishing them. He replaced these invasive, extradimensional rules with the tried-and-true concepts this universe had run on since its beginning.
And who was more qualified to enforce rules than a bureaucromancer?
He mended the broach, the buzzsects flopping on the ground as he undid the alien laws they excreted. They disintegrated in microbursts of compressed quantum forces as he squeezed them within Earth-standard physics.
As an encore, Paul sewed up the broach with Fermat’s Principle.
“Daddy!” Aliyah clapped her hands, jumping up and down. “You did it!”
“Almost,” he muttered, turning his attention to the smear of lightless sky above.
That broach was a messy tangle where the swarm had consumed the speed of light – thousands of wavering lines crisscrossing where the individual buzzsects had chewed our physics away. It reminded Paul of ants digging tunnels into the earth, individual crawlways of darkness opening up into excavated gaps where nothing moved.
He’d never let a broach get this far out of control before.
He reached out, probing at the violation’s edges – and recoiled.
It was worse than he’d thought. The speed of light was the universe’s speed limit – but these extruded alien dimensions held no concept of speed. Which made no sense: the buzzsects had managed to move through there, yet their idea of motion held only superficial similarities to how anyone in this universe viewed it. They got from one place to another utilizing principles that gave Paul an instant migraine.
It made no sense. Worse, he had no time to comprehend these mind-warping physics. Someone here must have called SMASH by now. They had thirty-five minutes before the Unimancers arrived – he’d chosen Morehead because of its distance from SMASH response centers – but the local cops would arrive much sooner.
Still, regardless of the pressure, Paul felt a tingle of pleasurable anticipation. It was like looking at Valentine’s apartment, strewn with dirty clothing and old Burger King wrappers; he didn’t necessarily want to do the work, but it was going to feel so good to relax once he’d put everything back into order.
He traced the gap’s outlines, then reached out to the Earth dimensions – the clean ones that allowed biological life – to knead the idea of “speed” back into the violated area.
It resisted.
No, Paul thought, horrified – a broach had never resisted him. This violation defied him, having existed long enough to gain a dim sentience. It struggled to retain its own integrity, another universe jammed deep within ours.
It wanted to grow.
Panicked, Paul assaulted the broach with Bragg’s Law of X-rays, greasing the path with the slower velocities of Cherenkov radiation, dropping the crushing weight of the laws of relativity on it.
Still the violation refused to budge. It contracted, pulling in its strength–
Wave-particle duality Casimir effect Maxwell’s equations the Constancy Principle
Paul didn’t know the names of the physical laws he used to crush this violation – he understood them instinctively, a man who had mastered grammar not through studying language but through having read a thousand books. He bludgeoned the violation, making inchoate noises of terror, until–
Something gave.
He squeezed in through that opening, introducing the concept of “motion” back into that alien space like a virus.
Yet introducing earthly motion into this alien space broke it, somehow; it held its own alien replacement for movement, a flicker-stutter dimensional shifting that would have sliced human bodies into cross-sections. Paul tried to override the broach’s alternative rules with his concept of speed, but the flicker-stutter was too ingrained. The best he could do was to inject clauses that also allowed for Earth-standard movement – but the two styles conflicted in a boil of contradictory physics.
The broach deepened.
Paul chipped away at the alien space, shoving in the Earth-needed concept of speed until it was the dominant motion.
The best Paul could do was to make the speed of light twenty miles an hour.
The few stragglers on Washout Field watched in awe as the darkness overhead writhed. A wavering rainbow light limned its edges as the photons overhead smashed into the violation and were slowed enough to be pulled apart into refractive indexes. Stale ozone wafts drifted down as the near-immobile gas molecules inside were pushed out by the pressure of light.
The broach hissed as the excess energy of the light impacting the top of the violation was converted into bursts of infrared, radio waves, radiation.
This place isn’t safe, Paul thought. The radiation will make it uninhabitable.
Worse, it wasn’t stable. He’d tried to excise the flicker-stutter movement, but had only dampened it. A slow war for supremacy raged inside this zone, one where eventually the flicker-stutter would claw its way back out to cause another broach.
“I can fix this,” Paul muttered, gritting his teeth – if he kept at it, he’d double that speed to forty miles an hour, then do it again, until the old hurts were erased–
“Paul,” Valentine said. “We gotta go.”
“I have to fix this!”
She jerked her thumb over her shoulder, drawing Paul’s attention to the distant sirens. “The cops will shoot you on sight. And I can’t protect you.”
She was right. The slightest whisper of ’mancy would provide that flicker-stutter the energy to grow again – and would trigger a hideous broach, worse than the last.
Paul stared, aghast, at the messy jumble churning above him. The conflicting systems felt like a needle in his eye.
He had to fix this.
“Daddy.” Aliyah tugged at his sleeve. “We gotta go.”
He looked down at his daughter, then up at the broach. This was no jumbled bookshelf; this was burning the Library of Alexandria to the ground. He could recreate the documents, given time – he’d healed a broach in Long Island, he’d sealed the broach in Payne’s office so thoroughly people still debated whether anything had broached–
The distant flash of cop cars told him his time was up. They had no choice but to flee – and when they returned, Unimancers would guard this space. And the Unimancers had never healed a broach this far gone – all they’d done was slow the progression. Leaving would condemn America to a slow-growing cancer that would eat up Kentucky.
Except he could fix it.
“Paul. We have to go!” Imani said.
They’d never leave without him. Staying would get him shot, condemn his wife to a lifetime in prison, get his daughter and his best friend brainwashed. Even then, SMASH would be more interested in torturing Paul than letting him repair his errors…
Nothing he could do would save Morehead. They wouldn’t let him.
Paul let his wife pull him away.