It is hereby proclaimed that Mister Homer Winslow Pudding has been granted lifetime membership in the Society of Legends, Objects, Secrets, and Treasures and thusly reaps all of the society’s questing benefits, which include access to the L.O.S.T. library, guidance and assistance from other members, and financial support.
If at any time or under any circumstances Mister Homer Winslow Pudding breaks his oath of secrecy, he shall be forever banned from the society.
Furthermore, if at any time or under any circumstances Mister Homer Winslow Pudding chooses to ignore L.O.S.T.’s purpose, which is to recover the world’s treasures for the benefit and greater good of humankind, he shall be forever banned from the society.
Signed,
The Honorable Lord Mockingbird XVIII
President of L.O.S.T.