1 Aim and floor it.
Set your eyes on a spot dead center over the horizon of the staircase, and steer the car at it. When you are 20 feet from the stairs, slam your foot down on the accelerator.
2 Shut your mouth.
Pull your tongue back in your mouth and grit your teeth to keep them from knocking together.
3 Grip the wheel.
Hold onto the wheel tightly, and steer to counterbalance as the car bounces forward.
4 Lift your foot from the accelerator.
As the front bumper crosses the lip of the top stair, lift up your feet to keep your shins from absorbing the shock as the car bangs down the steps.
5 Floor it again.
When you feel the back wheel hit the bottom stair, bring your right foot back down on the pedal and give another burst of speed.
6 Even out.
Hold tightly to the wheel and steer to regain control of the vehicle.