For my husband, Ryan.

For years, the kids and I have suffered through your endless terrible dad jokes. Thank you for providing the inspiration for this story.

Despite the bad jokes, which I’ll tolerate because I love to hear you laugh, you’ve been everything I could have asked for in a husband and father. Our family will forever be my greatest accomplishment, and you, my greatest love.

However, you better read this one, or you’re sleeping on the couch.

Happy Anniversary. I love you.