from The Hillbilly Vampire (1990)
Many people
are confused about hillbilly vampires.
They think:
a hillbilly vampire should look like
George Jones in a cape
or Ricky Skaggs with fangs
or Lyle Lovett, period.
They think
the hillbilly part comes first—
the feeder, not the fed upon.
They do not understand
that this
is another outside industry
come down to the hills in the dark
for raw material.