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Chapter Two

Wave like Wheat

Before I go to lunch, I leave a note on Ms. Garcia’s chair.

When I come back from lunch, Ms. Garcia is smiling and I don’t see my note, so I guess she isn’t exasperated with me. Ms. Garcia is the best.

“Are you ready for the surprise?” Ms. Garcia asks.

“Yes!” we say. Finally. I couldn’t even concentrate during the soccer game over lunch. Alyssa Goldstein scored on me, which I disliked very much.

“For the next eight weeks, we are going to have a special drama class, with a special drama teacher who will come twice a week,” Ms. Garcia says. “At the end of the class, we will have a class play!”

A new teacher? I’m not sure how I feel about that. Ms. Garcia is my favorite teacher ever. And I’m not sure what a drama class involves.

I have heard Mom use the word “dramatic.” Last time my grandma Levine visited, for example, I heard Mom ask Dad, “Why is your mother so dramatic?” I didn’t know what she meant, so I borrowed Mom’s dictionary. There were a lot of different definitions for “dramatic,” but I picked the ones that said:

1. extreme and sudden

2. attracting attention; causing people to look and listen

Mom must have been talking about the way Bubbe hugs extremely tight. And now that I think about it, Bubbe does get a lot of attention, mostly because of how she dresses. She looks like a rainbow and always wears colorful shawls and scarves. I think she is why my dad became an artist.

And it is easy to listen carefully when Bubbe talks, because she talks really, really loud. I talk loud, too. Especially on the soccer field. And sometimes in class. Last year, when I was in first grade, I used to get in trouble a lot for being loud. My teacher would say, “Lola Levine, use your inside voice.”

“This IS my INSIDE voice,” I always answered. For some reason, my teacher didn’t like that answer very much. But it seemed like when she talked to me, she always used a voice you could hear all the way outside—it was very confusing.

Ms. Garcia lines us up, and we get ready to go to the gym.

“Psst. Josh!” I say. “Do you think I’m dramatic?”

“Definitely,” Josh whispers back, smiling. We get to the gym, where our new teacher is waiting.

“Students,” Ms. Garcia says, “give a warm Northland Elementary welcome to Ms. Tinkle.” When I see Ms. Tinkle, I’m not sure where to look. I’ve never seen someone with so many sparkles. She has on big, shiny butterfly earrings and about a hundred bracelets, which click and clang together when she moves her arms. And guess what? Ms. Tinkle moves her arms a lot.

“Good afternoon, students!” she says with a wave of her arms. She sort of reminds me of a butterfly, actually, because she is wearing a big orange shirt and green pants. I see that she’s wearing sandals, too, with purple glitter toenail polish. She even has rings on her toes! Wait until I tell Mom.