A ‘salamander’ is not a crime, it’s an axolotl. I think you mean slander, which means saying stuff that’s untrue and totally insulting. Look it up! And it is not a crime or even an insult to say you borrowed Princess Snow Cone and the Snuggle Panda Sleepover BECAUSE IT’S TRUE! And now it’s overdue and YOU NEED TO RETURN IT because Clarissa Spatts in 1st Grade wants to borrow it.
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie