I KNOW YOU HAVE IT! It’s totally illegal to keep a library book for like two and a half years, which is what you’ve done. It’s basically stealing. I’ll have you know that since I’m the official library monitor I’ll be taking this all very seriously. I’m really super amazing at solving crimes and catching baddies (YOU) so watch out Jimmy Cook, I will get the book back.
Also, I have a question...why are you eating dust? It’s gross and I think you should see a doctor.
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie