This isn’t dust. This is a dehydrated hot dog that’s been turned into dust. You might think it’s weird to eat hot-dog dust, but actually it’s pretty standard food for astronauts. You see, I’m basically obsessed with space exploration at the moment. I’m sort of an expert on all things zero gravity. You probably don’t realise that I’m in training to go to space, which will make me the FIRST KID EVER to explore space. That’s why I need to be able to borrow ALL the books about space from the library. There’s a lot to learn. For example, here are three TRUE FACTS I bet you didn’t know about space:
1. Not only has ICE been found on Mars but also evidence of ICY POLES.
2. The International Space Station has a vacuum toilet that actually SUCKS UP poo.
3. Sausage dogs are part alien.
And that’s just three facts. There’s heaps more I need to read about space before I go there … and no one’s going to stop me. NOT EVEN YOU.
Yours galactically,
Jimmy Cook