Hmmm … how did you even get to be library monitor? One minute you were doing your normal weird stuff like raising money to save flying kittens or what have you, and the next you’re suddenly the boss of the whole library. I don’t get it. Does the librarian actually know you’re a library monitor? Did you just make it up? Like the time that kid Horace Satchel pretended to be a teacher just so he could get free cakes from the staff room but then ended up actually having to teach 2nd Grade for three years?
Yours suspiciously,
Jimmy Cook