Okay, forget the straw! There’s no way I’m being the unicorn bottom. I know! Why don’t we flip a coin? Actually, I spent my last coin on a Raspberry Chewy so that might be a bit tricky. Hmmm...we could see who is the fastest at running to the end of the playground and back? That would be pretty fair, although I will warn you, I am really fast. I can time it on my new FitWit!
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie