Me too! As the old saying goes: I’m not going to look THIS gift horse in the mouth! Which sounds really dangerous and unsafe and probably unfair on the poor sweet gift horse unless you’re a qualified vet :( Now that I’m finally back where I belong as an OFFICIAL library monitor, I’m going to be a total star and set a shining example!
I’m not boasting, BUT I’m going to be the VERY best library monitor ever and I’ll never, EVER let anything bad happen to my shiny badge again...(Like having to give it to Jenny Philpot, who by the way is back to being my number-two friend again because I feel sorry for her having to search the entire library for that mystery library poo, which did actually turn out to be a coconut and date roll.) I’ve learned my lesson, that’s for sure. This time, I’m doing everything right.
So the very first order of business is this...
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie
