What do you think you’re doing??? You can’t be a library monitor! It’s MY idea to be the library monitor for BOOK WEEK and I don’t want you mucking it up! Also, you signed your own petition! And you signed it TWICE! You can’t do that :O Besides, you have an overdue book and being a library monitor is a very serious business. I’m afraid I can’t support your illegal petition :(
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie