You do raise a good point...I suppose it would be easier to catch you if you were on the case too. You have access to your house so you could get us in to do a search, find the book and then arrest you! But on the other hand it’s always a disaster when we do ANYTHING together and besides, I’m doing an amazing job of being library monitor all by myself and I’m getting all the credit myself and I don’t exactly feel like sharing it, particularly with BOOK WEEK less than two weeks away!
So let me think about it...ummm...still thinking...ummmmm...still thinking... ummmmm...still thinking...ummmmm... still thinking...ummmmm...still thinking... ummmmm … 
NO!
Now give up that OVERDUE BOOK!
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie
P.S. Also, sorry to inform you, there is no way you can get to Jupiter through the canteen. That’s ridiculous. Try the sports storeroom...I’m pretty sure there’s a portal to deep space in there. I should know, I was voted best moonwalker at the school dance :)
