OMG! I totally noticed that you’re wearing a BIKE HELMET (not a space helmet!) wrapped in aluminium foil to school today. It seems a bit strange but I guess it could be useful if like a space bird swooped you or an asteroid landed on your brain.
Also, regarding your deal...NO DEAL! Like I said, I take being a library monitor very, very seriously and there’s no way I’m letting a book thief like you become an official library monitor and definitely not at Book Week which is obviously the best time to be library monitor because you get to organise the Book Parade, which you would definitely ruin. Jimmy, you’re just going to have to face facts: you will NEVER EVER be a library monitor and you will never borrow another book from the library. Not while I’m in charge (which will be a very long time)!
