NOOOOOOO! This is terrible! You have ruined all my wanted posters with your fake space competition.
Now everyone is talking about how they want to go to space with you! Even my second-best friend Emily Hoskins invited me to your space-training session this lunchtime. Apparently you’re teaching everyone how to write upside down?! I’m totally complaining! You won’t get away with this.
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie
