Dear Jimmy,

Huh??? Who are Kitty and Noel Templestein? I’ve literally never heard of them.

I mean, do YOU even know them? I’m pretty sure I basically know ALL the authors because I’m pretty much the best reader in the whole school and I did win the Readathon (four years in a row) where I read like 600 books in one day AND I’ve NEVER heard of Kitty and Noel Templestein. If I haven’t heard of them, then I highly doubt they’re actually real.

Yours troolie,

Alice Toolie