Dear Jimmy,

Okay, just so you know, the last one wasn’t technically a question.

You see, a question has a

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at the end. And that didn’t have one so it was a suggestion and not a very good one. I highly doubt that Kitty and Noel would want to write a book about you! If they were going to write a book about ANYONE they’d probably be WAY more interested in writing a book about ME! But even if they wanted to...they actually can’t. Soz. Because I’m already doing that. It’s called an autobiography.

Yours troolie,

Alice Toolie

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