Excuse me, I know exactly what an autobiography is. You don’t get to be an official library monitor if you don’t know what an autobiography is. I’ve written at least three and they sound way better than your one. Here are three much better autobiographies I’ve written:
1. The amazing time Jimmy Cook discovered an underwater civilisation and fought a really scary battle against an army of venomous cuttlefish and stench-breathing seahorses.
2. The life and times of Jimmy Cook, who discovered a city of gold but was attacked by an army of killer sloths and vicious chihuahuas.
3. The super interesting time that Jimmy Cook accidentally time-travelled back to Ancient Egypt and did loads of cool stuff like go to pharaoh parties, ride chariots and even build an awesome pyramid that still stands to this day.
Yours autobiographically,
Jimmy Cook