I have rewritten the introduction. It was not good and also you are lying about Kitty and Noel’s books being your favourite books because you had never even heard of them until the other day. Here is a heaps better introduction. Because I’m fair I made sure you got a speaking bit.
Jimmy says: Hello classmates. Great to see you. (High fives) Take a seat. So nice you could all make it. (Crowd is clapping) My name is Jimmy Cook, but you already know that. (Crowd is still clapping) I’m pretty famous for making some amazing discoveries, from Ancient Egyptian mummies to inventing a kind of bread that talks … that sort of thing. (Someone shouts ‘JIMMY’S AWESOME!’) So, I’m just the right person to introduce my next guests, the super famous authors who live in an igloo and have a pet proboscis monkey and write awesome books! Please welcome Kitty and Noel . . .
Alice says: Templestein.
Yours impressively,
Jimmy Cook