Okay, as of RIGHT NOW Jenny Philpot has been totally demoted from my number-two friend to number four! And isn’t Casper N like one of YOUR best friends? You know, just yesterday I literally saw Casper N eating a full A4 piece of paper, just munching on it like it was a chip. And now he’s an OFFICIAL library monitor?! This is definitely the worst day of my whole life :( It’s even worse than the time we accidentally ruined the school fete with that stinky ghost in a jar. It’s worse than the time we accidentally washed my neighbour’s cat. It’s even worse than that time we were homeschooled! It’s the worst day ever! Definitely NOT time to shine.
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie