First of all, I’ve actually been to that zoo with the old three-legged dog. It was very informative, thank you very much. I think I even bought a season pass, so I may go back again sometime.
Secondly, of course the book I brought is good! I mean, I don’t actually know, because I haven’t read it. It’s called Knitting Barefoot with Cat Fur and it’s actually written by my dad! Can you believe it!?! My dad is really into knitting these days and he says you can knit with anything, even cat fur, so he’s been collecting up all our cat’s fur balls. He says when he gets enough fur he’s going to make me a cat beanie and matching cat leg warmers … which sounds awesome. I can’t wait.
Anyway, my dad says he’s sold at least eight copies, which is pretty amazing and a big success, and we still have like a heap of them left at home. I think the kids at school will really like it. The cover is really nice too, it’s got a picture of my dad with no shoes on, wearing a spotty shirt and a furry cat beanie! He looks super approachable and he’s patting our cat! I’m sure everyone will be super impressed!
Yours selectively,
Jimmy Cook