Dear Jimmy,

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You may not know this, but I’m actually an amazing detective. LIKE AMAZING. I’ve solved heaps of crimes and not much gets past me. My amazing detective skills mean I can smell a lie a MILE away, and guess what? Something is starting to STINK! I bet I know the REAL reason you only brought ONE book in. You can try to tell me it was because your dad wrote some weird book about knitting cats and that it’s sooooooo fantastic that we don’t need any other books, BUT I don’t believe you!

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I bet you didn’t bring in all your books because YOU didn’t want to share all your precious books about Ancient Egypt, Antarctic explorers, Captain Cook and space travel! I bet that’s why! Instead, you just took one of your dad’s boring books about making undies with cat fur. Isn’t that true?

Admit it!

Yours troolie,

Alice Toolie

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