You may not know this, but I’m actually an amazing detective. LIKE AMAZING. I’ve solved heaps of crimes and not much gets past me. My amazing detective skills mean I can smell a lie a MILE away, and guess what? Something is starting to STINK! I bet I know the REAL reason you only brought ONE book in. You can try to tell me it was because your dad wrote some weird book about knitting cats and that it’s sooooooo fantastic that we don’t need any other books, BUT I don’t believe you!
Admit it!
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie