Okay, okay! Maybe it IS true! Maybe I didn’t want to bring all my awesome books to school. My books are VERY important to me and I’ve been collecting them for a VERY long time. And by the way, don’t forget that YOU also conveniently forgot to bring in YOUR special books for our library. I bet you didn’t really forget, either! You’re just pretending to forget because you don’t want to lend out your complete collection of Underwater Girl or your many editions of Kraft Ideas for Awesome Kids or your limited edition gold hardcover copy of 101 Radical Girls Throughout the Ages.
You admit it!
Yours defiantly,
Jimmy Cook