I’ll have you know, ‘W’ is basically the best letter in the whole alphabet. If I was a letter I’d definitely be ‘W’. It’s the only letter in the alphabet with a proper name. If ‘W’ got dressed I’m pretty sure it would wear a top hat, a tie and carry a pet fox. Also, loads of cool stuff starts with ‘W’ like World War II, watercrafts, Winston Churchill, western Samoa and all THAT stuff is now in our library.
This is going to be so massive, probably even bigger than that time I discovered an actual yeti that turned out to be my dad wearing overalls (but for a while there it was a really big moment). Meet you at the UNofficial library at lunch!
Yours wonderfully (also a ‘W’ word),
Jimmy Cook
