Firstly, that was not a reporter from the local newspaper. It was Hans Piggle from 1st Grade! Actually, I don’t blame you for the mix-up. Hans has a fine pair of European spectacles, so I can see how you made THAT mistake. But I’m sorry to say, I didn’t write down anyone’s name! I mean, why would I??? That’s not even something REAL librarians do in normal libraries. They just have this beeper thing that they wave over the barcode and it goes BEEP. But don’t worry. I definitely did that. BEEP!
Yours librarianly,
Jimmy Cook