The chicken, of course?!? Have you ever tried to race a chicken against an egg? I have, and the chicken always comes first. Chickens are way faster than eggs. I can tell you right now, you will be waiting a VERY long time for an egg to get to the finish line. They are not very competitive and get easily distracted. That’s why they only have the egg Olympic games like every 400 years – that’s how long it takes for an egg to run a race. My advice: don’t race chickens against eggs, chickens always win.
Anyway, more bad news … not only is Casper trying to pin the whole coconut roll/poo thing on me BUT he’s now issued a warrant for my arrest for ‘stealing’ the ‘W’ shelf!
Yours arrestingly,
Jimmy Cook