Thanks so much for explaining the whole chicken and the egg thing. That makes total sense NOT!
Also, I’m sorry to hear about your arrest warrant (NOT!). Jenny Philpot was totally going to arrest me too, but I just blamed the whole thing on you. You don’t mind, right? :) I figured you always get in trouble :) :) Anyhoo, don’t worry about it too much. Jenny Philpot and Casper N are giving out fines to EVERYONE these days. They even gave ME a fine when I was returning all those books from the ‘W’ shelf!!! It took me AGES to round the rest of them up, but they STILL fined me for illegal borrowing when technically I didn’t even borrow them!!!
We’re not the only ones in trouble with the library monitors. They also gave Ruby Foo a fine today for whispering in the library. Emily Hoskins got two for dogearing a book (although she probably deserved that) and Conrad got another fine for getting caught munching an apricot stick while he was pretending to read a Timtim comic.
This whole thing could not get any worse. I just wish there was a way to show Ms Murtle that I really am library monitor material and that all of that disaster was mostly YOU and not me (no offence).
Otherwise I might never get my shiny library monitor badge back before Book Week is over!
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie
